HILARIOUS CONVOS!

[Kaji Fireson]

Jax: Jax was born a man
vk_911666@hotmail.com: So at two, he was 6'3", 244 pounds of man?
Jax: No
Jax: Just had a 10 inch cock already
Jax:
vk_911666@hotmail.com: I would feel truly...TRULY sorry for Jackson's mother bearing that lol
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: "Jax is here, bitches!"  Looks over at his mother.  "Mom?  Fuck."
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Jackson's so badass, he was born with his tattoos
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Mama Jackson:  What's wrong with my baby, Doctor?  What are these markings?

Doctor:  They appear to be tattoos, Mrs. Jackson.
Jax: I'm so putting this in hilarious convos when I get home.

What I want to know is how you got the doctor that delivered Jax into your conversation-- *bricked*

[Archer]

Jax: Jax was born a man
vk_911666@hotmail.com: So at two, he was 6'3", 244 pounds of man?
Jax: No
Jax: Just had a 10 inch cock already
Jax:
vk_911666@hotmail.com: I would feel truly...TRULY sorry for Jackson's mother bearing that lol
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: "Jax is here, bitches!"  Looks over at his mother.  "Mom?  Fuck."
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Jackson's so badass, he was born with his tattoos
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Mama Jackson:  What's wrong with my baby, Doctor?  What are these markings?

Doctor:  They appear to be tattoos, Mrs. Jackson.
Jax: I'm so putting this in hilarious convos when I get home.

What I want to know is how you got the doctor that delivered Jax into your conversation-- *bricked*

osmosis

[V]

the rant i RSVPed days back, posted well after the drama because life sucks and there are bills.  i'm really not sure i'd consider this hilarious, but i was told on good authority that it's totally hilarious... so here you fucking go, sunshine.  ?

[Jackson]

At least my anti-light wings happened in a dream, so no retconning required.

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

still.  pure gold.  <3

[Archer]

My sister's facebook post

Amy Fatheree Brown:
maddy- look at that (pointing to a fire hydrant) if u put a hat and beard on it, it would look like a lawn gnome. kady- then a dog would come by and pee on it. its cold so it would freeze and make a peecicle. then wed have to put a sign that says please don't lick! (oh my sheesh my random kids)

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

IC convos are so much fun.  ^_^



[archer] says
bite ollies lip? ahahaha
Sinnybuns ... says
Oh yes.  Hahaha
[archer] says
he said ow
Sinnybuns ... says
Mika:  "It's only a love bite.  Man up, Playboy."
[archer] says
"Ya know when I said I liked it kinky--I was kind of hoping there'd be a few girls involved."
Sinnybuns ... says
"I'm impulsive.  I didn't have time to grab any."
[archer] says
"....my imagination is good but not that good."
Sinnybuns ... says
"..."
"...I could go grab your assistant."
[archer] says
"....yeah--no. I like redheads."
"...."
"...wait...I like redheaded women."
Sinnybuns ... says
LOL

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

I do love my kinky customers.


Eddie 8:11 pm
    man I'm all wanting you to get that shit done like today
    I'm excited about your work
Joyce 8:11 pm
    lol.  I can't start it until after the new year anyway
Eddie 8:12 pm
    aw damn
    what's a poor dom to do
Joyce 8:12 pm
    Use your hands?
Eddie 8:12 pm
    lol that works on a couple of levels.  Well played
Joyce 8:12 pm
    Hahaha.

[Archer]

IC convos are so much fun.  ^_^



[archer] says
bite ollies lip? ahahaha
Sinnybuns ... says
Oh yes.  Hahaha
[archer] says
he said ow
Sinnybuns ... says
Mika:  "It's only a love bite.  Man up, Playboy."
[archer] says
"Ya know when I said I liked it kinky--I was kind of hoping there'd be a few girls involved."
Sinnybuns ... says
"I'm impulsive.  I didn't have time to grab any."
[archer] says
"....my imagination is good but not that good."
Sinnybuns ... says
"..."
"...I could go grab your assistant."
[archer] says
"....yeah--no. I like redheads."
"...."
"...wait...I like redheaded women."
Sinnybuns ... says
LOL

LMAO!!!! Oh, poor Olliepop

[Kris]

Why clicking the 'nudge' on MSN can be dangerous... it might get Limp Bizkit quoted at you.

Kristinthalys                 says (10:38 PM):
*And I misclicked.
*Sorry.
Salah al-Dan says (10:38 PM):
*You will be sorry. :@
*>_><
         Kristinthalys                 says (10:38 PM):
**cookie?*
Salah al-Dan says (10:38 PM):
*I did tt all for the nookie.
*The nookie.
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*So you can take that cookie.
         Kristinthalys                 says (10:39 PM):
*AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS~!
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*YEAH.
         Kristinthalys                 says (10:39 PM):
*LOL
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*STICK IT UP YOUR ASS.
         Kristinthalys                 says (10:39 PM):
*Dork.
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*You're a dork. <_<

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

Sinnybuns ... says
Didja like my obnoxious purse?
Grant Wiley says
lol
It'll block out the sun
Sinnybuns ... says
XD  It does sparkle more than a faggy twilight vampire
Grant Wiley says
It looks like it was made out of the hide of a charred Twilight vamp. lol
Sinnybuns ... says
XD

[Kris]

More IC conversation goodness!


Kristinthalys                 says (11:31 PM):
*"What'd you do, anyway?"
[archer] Ollie, Ollie....Handro says (11:31 PM):
*"Uh--you know--open mouth insert foot. In my case--the entire leg."
         Kristinthalys                 says (11:32 PM):
*"...so THAT's why Mika likes you. No gag reflex."

[Archer]

Jeremy J. says:
Greetings
*Looks at avatar* 
[archer] says:
stop licking my ollie
stand in line 
Jeremy J. says:
 
He's a tasty Olliepop 
And no, I'm sooooooo not gay
He's just hawt
[archer] says:
yeah he is hawt
man pretty
Jeremy J. says:
He's man hunk
Total hunk of blonde hot man
...this is getting creepy 
[archer] says:
embrace the homo erotic feelings for the sexy
Jeremy J. says:
*Reluctantly embraces*
[archer] says:
Congratulations...you're a fan girl like me now 

[Blitzkrieger]

Jeremy J. says:
Greetings
*Looks at avatar* 
[archer] says:
stop licking my ollie
stand in line 
Jeremy J. says:
 
He's a tasty Olliepop 
And no, I'm sooooooo not gay
He's just hawt
[archer] says:
yeah he is hawt
man pretty
Jeremy J. says:
He's man hunk
Total hunk of blonde hot man
...this is getting creepy 
[archer] says:
embrace the homo erotic feelings for the sexy
Jeremy J. says:
*Reluctantly embraces*
[archer] says:
Congratulations...you're a fan girl like me now 

I have failed.  Epic.  Fail.  lol

[V]

[14:48:26] bullitproofskin: you've got me trying to develop a dita character now.  i have no idea what the fuck imma do with her
[14:52:03] JadaKaine: lol.  sorry
[14:54:13] bullitproofskin: i'm going to have like, a holy trinity of girly girls here with lilah, gen, and this one.  or lilah, stella, and this one.  or a four-ity instead.
[14:54:24] bullitproofskin: ITS WEIRD. HOW'D I WIND UP WITH SO MANY CHICKS.
[14:54:46] JadaKaine: to counteract v's overwhelming stink of booze and ballsweat?
[14:55:10] bullitproofskin: GAHAHAHAHAHA.
[14:55:42] bullitproofskin: i can't even respond to that
[14:55:53] bullitproofskin: it's going to be that thing i think of all day that makes me cackle at random now
[14:56:27] JadaKaine: XD  I think it's why I suddenly have three boys to write.  need something to counteract jada's overwhelming stench of estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:43] bullitproofskin: estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:52] bullitproofskin: there'll be an extra side of crazy after we're done
[14:58:23] JadaKaine: extra big helping of crazy.

[14:59:17] Grant: Clearly you should market a cologne called 'V' that smells like ballsweat, expired cheese, bacon grease and stale budweiser
[15:00:36] bullitproofskin: with extra crazy on the side
[15:02:09] Grant: That'll be the hair gel that comes in a bonus pack with the cologne. You have to apply it with a half eaten turkey club sammich and a crushed beer can.
[15:02:35] bullitproofskin: and heroin.
[15:03:24] Grant: I just got the image of someone brushing their hair with a sammich and a bent spoon. Terrible.