HILARIOUS CONVOS!

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

[14:48:26] bullitproofskin: you've got me trying to develop a dita character now.  i have no idea what the fuck imma do with her
[14:52:03] JadaKaine: lol.  sorry
[14:54:13] bullitproofskin: i'm going to have like, a holy trinity of girly girls here with lilah, gen, and this one.  or lilah, stella, and this one.  or a four-ity instead.
[14:54:24] bullitproofskin: ITS WEIRD. HOW'D I WIND UP WITH SO MANY CHICKS.
[14:54:46] JadaKaine: to counteract v's overwhelming stink of booze and ballsweat?
[14:55:10] bullitproofskin: GAHAHAHAHAHA.
[14:55:42] bullitproofskin: i can't even respond to that
[14:55:53] bullitproofskin: it's going to be that thing i think of all day that makes me cackle at random now
[14:56:27] JadaKaine: XD  I think it's why I suddenly have three boys to write.  need something to counteract jada's overwhelming stench of estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:43] bullitproofskin: estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:52] bullitproofskin: there'll be an extra side of crazy after we're done
[14:58:23] JadaKaine: extra big helping of crazy.

[14:59:17] Grant: Clearly you should market a cologne called 'V' that smells like ballsweat, expired cheese, bacon grease and stale budweiser
[15:00:36] bullitproofskin: with extra crazy on the side
[15:02:09] Grant: That'll be the hair gel that comes in a bonus pack with the cologne. You have to apply it with a half eaten turkey club sammich and a crushed beer can.
[15:02:35] bullitproofskin: and heroin.
[15:03:24] Grant: I just got the image of someone brushing their hair with a sammich and a bent spoon. Terrible.

Funniest convo of the new year. 

[Archer]

  good thing we are only 3 days into this year

[Mark Chapman]

the rant i RSVPed days back, posted well after the drama because life sucks and there are bills.  i'm really not sure i'd consider this hilarious, but i was told on good authority that it's totally hilarious... so here you fucking go, sunshine.  ?

WAY LATE WITH THIS BUT..... <3

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

    jadakaine 1:55 pm
        Oh, and do you like circular knitting needles?
    breakthedust 1:55 pm
        I do.  I can just knit mindlessly!
    jadakaine 1:56 pm
        Oh good.
        *cackles and rubs hands together evilly*
    breakthedust 1:57 pm
        *tilts head and tries to figure out how knitting needles can be kinky*
    jadakaine 1:58 pm
        bahahaha

[Blitzkrieger]

    jadakaine 1:55 pm
        Oh, and do you like circular knitting needles?
    breakthedust 1:55 pm
        I do.  I can just knit mindlessly!
    jadakaine 1:56 pm
        Oh good.
        *cackles and rubs hands together evilly*
    breakthedust 1:57 pm
        *tilts head and tries to figure out how knitting needles can be kinky*
    jadakaine 1:58 pm
        bahahaha

Captain Howdy and Strangeland, anyone?  Anyone?  Yeah.  *Shudders*

[V]

Captain Howdy and Strangeland, anyone?  Anyone?  Yeah.  *Shudders*

i hadn't thought of that movie in a while. heh.

[V]

[16:35:24] how do i NORMALATE: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133666743356022  EHHHH NOW I WANNA GO.  damn pro wrestling, get out of my blood.
[16:37:38] Grant: I mean, you could go. Just take your personal health into consideration before jumping at it. Your warranty DID expire afterall. lol
[16:39:11] how do i NORMALATE: dude, i'm probably not gonna have the money for that.  seminars aren't free.
[16:40:22] Grant: Some are. Depends, I guess. Because AIW had a free one a few weeks back with SJK & Johnny Gargano.
[16:40:54] Grant: Then again, they're not legends.
[16:41:46] how do i NORMALATE: yeah.
[16:42:03] how do i NORMALATE: it's unusual to have a free clinic
[16:42:20] how do i NORMALATE: that and given the guy doing it, it's basically a TNA tryout you pay for.  not the kind of thing you go to when you're completely and utterly rusty and out of shape
[16:42:26] how do i NORMALATE: gunny got new ring gear to go to this thing
[16:42:48] Grant: But if you're rusty and out of shape you can be TNA champ.
[16:43:00] how do i NORMALATE: ... point.  XD
[16:43:36] Grant: I'd go coked up and just shoot on the WWE. I'd be on Impact the following week pinning AJ Styles.

[Archer]

Jeremy J. says:
I never understood 4chan :-/
[archer] says:
o_O
Jeremy J. says:
It seems petty and juvenile, but that's just me.
[archer] says:
whats to understand?
its 4chan
XD

[Blitzkrieger]

Captain Howdy and Strangeland, anyone?  Anyone?  Yeah.  *Shudders*

i hadn't thought of that movie in a while. heh.

Well that's what came to mind

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

Sinnybuns ... says
I need to get you a shirt made.
Grant Wiley says
Of?
Sinnybuns ... says
"Graphical Messiah of Sodomination"
Grant Wiley says
G-MOS will be my rap name.
Sinnybuns ... says
YES
Grant Wiley says
G-MOS! REPRESENT! Bend 'em, break 'em, make 'em cry! Ain't no time for any of tha KY! UH! YEAH!
It'd be the first album to owe people money.

[Kayla Knix]

Okay so I might be the only one who finds this funny but here goes.

I went and saw The Rite with my brother Andy on Friday and there's this scene where Anthony Hopkins backhands a little girl to the ground. I came in and my mom was there.

Mom: How'd you enjoy the movie?

Me: It was good, Anthony Hopkins pretty much backhanded a little girl to the ground.

Mom: Your brother smacked a child?!?

Me: No! Anthony Hopkins smacked the kid... But yeah Mom, Andy was just walking around the movie theater, smacking random kids to the ground.

Andy came in at this point.

Andy: What's going on?

Me: Mom thinks you smacked a kid to the ground.

Andy: Oh yeah, cause that sure sounds like me.

Well anyway this had me laughing for a few days.

[Mark Chapman]

Not exactly a conversation, but comments from the greatest taxi driver in the world. His name is Jimmy, and I love him. This was at around 1:15am Friday night/Saturday morning. He'd just picked us up from the pub and was taking us home (Jodie/Diane/Me)... so 3 drop-offs and he was running late, and had to be in Leeds to pick somebody up (about an hour away).

This was when we were trying to get Jodie out of the cab. Jodie is a dwarf, and she was very, very drunk. Worse than I'd ever seen her before, and it was absolutely hilarious. I only managed to capture 2 minutes of it... but still...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzuJmHhzTnE

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

MsAinsleyLake 11:16 am
    I want MY baby, though! ::Stomps feet angrily.::
jadakaine 11:16 am
    You'll get her soon! 
MsAinsleyLake 11:17 am
    I know.... I just think the stomping might speed things up.
jadakaine 11:17 am
    Hahaha.  Or it might just make her stay in longer. 
MsAinsleyLake 11:20 am
    I kept suggesting to my friend Sako that she do the "Sumo Stomp" to get her son out. It didn't work. LOL

[Mark Chapman]

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Robyn SynysterGates Patterson
thought m shadows is bi? i dont see his fans complaining its winding me up all this just let arin settle and become one of the family the rev isnt replaceable we all know that but for a7x to carry on as a band people need to go with what the band wants jimmy wouldnt want it to be like this

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*WHUT?!

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...Thought M shadows was bi? x'D

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*I'm like
*M's bi? WHUT? XD

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...that'd be lovely tho <.<

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*JUST IMAGINE THE EPIC THREESOMES HE'D BE HAVING WITH VAL

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*kdlsfjdlsfuewrtkjfdsurngretjdgmevg
*M, ARIN AND VAL XD

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*..................
*omfg xD

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Arin would be the bitch

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*what a "Welcome" to the family!

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*LMFAO
**DED*

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'DDD
*Well, who wouldn't be the bitch when it's M?  xD

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Fuck, I'll learn to play drums if I can have a threesome with Matt and Val as my initiation!

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'D BAHAH
*Okay, Syn probably could take Matt if ir was Doggy style, same for Jimmy.
*otherwise Matt is never the bitch

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*DUDE X'D
*Jimmy, yes
*Syn would totally be the bitch
*prima donna XD
*"JUST DON'T PULL MY HAIR!"

[Blitzkrieger]

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Robyn SynysterGates Patterson
thought m shadows is bi? i dont see his fans complaining its winding me up all this just let arin settle and become one of the family the rev isnt replaceable we all know that but for a7x to carry on as a band people need to go with what the band wants jimmy wouldnt want it to be like this

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*WHUT?!

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...Thought M shadows was bi? x'D

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*I'm like
*M's bi? WHUT? XD

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...that'd be lovely tho <.<

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*JUST IMAGINE THE EPIC THREESOMES HE'D BE HAVING WITH VAL

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*kdlsfjdlsfuewrtkjfdsurngretjdgmevg
*M, ARIN AND VAL XD

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*..................
*omfg xD

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Arin would be the bitch

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*what a "Welcome" to the family!

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*LMFAO
**DED*

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'DDD
*Well, who wouldn't be the bitch when it's M?  xD

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Fuck, I'll learn to play drums if I can have a threesome with Matt and Val as my initiation!

~ BONER! {TONY}  Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'D BAHAH
*Okay, Syn probably could take Matt if ir was Doggy style, same for Jimmy.
*otherwise Matt is never the bitch

|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*DUDE X'D
*Jimmy, yes
*Syn would totally be the bitch
*prima donna XD
*"JUST DON'T PULL MY HAIR!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!