HILARIOUS CONVOS!

[Mark Chapman]

|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:01):
*my friend just got pwned
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:01):
*o.o?
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*he said he'll give me a lift home tomorrow if he can see me naked
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:02):
*omfg
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*JD and Coke says (20:01):
*so yeah?
JD and Coke says (20:01):
*nakedness for a lift home?
JD and Coke says (20:01):
*LOL!
JD and Coke says (20:01):
*what a cracking deal!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:01):
*If you don't mind me being on my period!

        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:02):
*LMAOOOOOOOOO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*JD and Coke says (20:01):
*LOL pics will do
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*haha I don't have any!
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*take some!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
* || Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*PERIOD.
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*i defo will take ya home to make it worth it!
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*and?!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*I'm gonna tell Rich you're trying to make me do bad things LMAO
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*lmao ok
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*JD and Coke says (20:03):
*worth it thou
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*bahahaha
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*you've seen me naked before
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED
JD and Coke says (20:03):
*it has! ur hotter haha
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*LMAO xD
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:04):
*X'D LMAO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:04):
*JD and Coke says (20:04):
*so yeah? and ill take ya home hehe
JD and Coke says (20:04):
*after ze show as im driving
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:04):
*You'll probably rape me in the car!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:04):
*xD
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:05):
*LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*xD
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*JD and Coke says (20:06):
*cam?
JD and Coke says (20:06):
*loll
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*no! >.<
JD and Coke says (20:06):
*lol
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*I'M GOING TO TEXT RICH. 'JAMES KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME NAKED! HELP!' XD
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:06):
*LMAOOOOOO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:08):
*JD and Coke says (20:07):
*ur one girl i wud totally sleep with for old times sake hahaha
JD and Coke says (20:07):
*duno about you but!
JD and Coke says (20:07):
*haha
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:08):
*lmao i dont know whether to be flattered or feel used xD
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*JD and Coke says (20:08):
*hehe why
JD and Coke says (20:08):
*so u wudnt sleep with me?!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*I'm not a whore I don't just spread my legs for peoplez
JD and Coke says (20:09):
*im not saying that lol
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*AND YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:09):
*BAHAHAHA XD
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*JD and Coke says (20:09):
*yeah but ur allowed
JD and Coke says (20:09):
*hehe
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*lmao i might be but you're not!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*Get M. Shadows to fuck me and I'll fuck you.
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*Deal?
JD and Coke says (20:10):
*:O
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*because after Shads I wouldn't feel a fucking thing O_O
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:10):
*o.o;
        Familiar Taste Of Poison           says (20:10):
*no

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

zombie bitch. says:
Yeah.  Her name is Charity.
Hopefully she can get me a job at Freds
lol
Grant says:
Fred's?
zombie bitch. says:
Like Walgreens
Just bigger
Grant says:
Ahhhh
zombie bitch. says:
A southern chain
Grant says:
WE SELL SODA POP AND WOMERNZ UNDIEWEAR!
zombie bitch. says:
lmao.  <3
Grant says:
COME ON DOWN TO FREDS, WHERE WE PUT THE Rx IN REDNEX
zombie bitch. says:
OMG
XD
Stop stop stop
I'm gonna pee my pants
Oh gotta love that
I start laughing like hell, explain why...and he goes "Are your friends making fun of me again?" all pissed off
....gotta love a narcissist.
Grant says:
Nah. That's too easy.
zombie bitch. says:
Yes, we're making fun of the south.  Yes, that includes you you fucking southern moron.
lmao
Grant says:
FREDS, where you're family... now take off yer Levi's
zombie bitch. says:
XD  <3
Grant says:
"Yeeeah. Dance like your Uncle Husband wants, Peggy. I think it's reeeeal sexy how yer black thong is the same color as yer tooth."

[V]

it's the Grant Anthology.

[19:28:28] i had to, k?:  i'm a little fanatical on coffee, it occurs to me.  my reaction to getting coffee that isn't ass is to bleach every part of my coffeemaker that came into contact with the coffee i had and hated, then run a cycle of plain water through.
[19:29:16] Grant: You should work as a Starbucks test subject.
[19:30:01] i had to, k?:  oh, i'm not that picky though.  i used to swear there was no such thing as a bad coffee, just one that hasn't seen enough condiments yet.  but THAT coffee... there was no real salvation for.  just brewing it the smell was bad.
[19:30:33] Grant: It was the CZW of coffee.
[19:30:39] i had to, k?: YES.
[19:31:06] i had to, k?:  folgers french vanilla tastes n even smells like weird cheap artificial flavor chemicals when brewed
[19:31:30] Grant: lol Amazing
[19:32:18] i had to, k?: you know those candies that taste nothing like they're advertised?  like fake grape.  it's more like... purple flavored.
[19:33:33] Grant: Oh yeah. Like the blue raspberry twizzlers that taste like packing peanut twizzler.
[19:34:10] i had to, k?: yes.
[19:35:09] i had to, k?: what the fuck is a blue raspberry anyway
[19:35:17] i had to, k?: i think that's somebody's imagination at work.
[19:35:28] Grant: Disappointing, thats what.
[19:35:52] i had to, k?:  "this tastes like raspberry, but also kinda... blue..." noooooo it tastes like ass that's what it tastes like
[19:36:39] Grant: This tastes like somebody dunked a packing peanut in toilet water and threw splenda on it.
[19:36:46] i had to, k?: ROFL
[19:38:56] i had to, k?:  me and dawn just determined that you figured out what they make those orange circus peanut candies out of.
[19:40:38] Grant: LOL
[19:42:12] Grant: Add some packing peanuts, toilet water, food coloring, splenda and a teaspoon of absolute disappointment - BAM! It's a hit with... someone.
[19:42:46] Grant: "Put some fucking clowns on the wrapper. Little kids will buy it!"
[19:42:57] i had to, k?: you should be in marketing, my man.
[19:43:06] i had to, k?:  along with whoever made 'french vanilla' folgers
[19:44:56] Grant: Same guy that came up with the cookie dough theater candy that looks like rat droppings and taste like sugar covered rat droppings.
[19:46:08] i had to, k?:  bahahaha.

[V]

somebody's posting A7X convos and it's not Leese... short, at least.

[14:35:43] zombie hot: see i was just discussing with a friend that the next... three months of a7x fans is going to be... 
[14:35:54] zombie hot: now it gets brought up, why's nobody still crying over dio?
[14:36:11] zombie hot: because dio would come down from the clouds on a f'n thunderbolt and frag our asses if we were, i suppose.
[14:36:25] leese: maybe!
[14:36:43] zombie hot: o.o
[14:37:00] zombie hot: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs912.snc4/72529_156545964381822_112452045457881_298716_2347759_n.jpg  though some folks in bulgaria seem to be trying mighty hard.
[14:37:14] leese: O_O wow
[14:37:22] leese: that's pretty awesome
[14:37:22] zombie hot: RAINBOW IN THE DAAAAHK



[14:54:13] leese: the most impressive thing in Buried Alive to me

[14:54:20] leese: is how Shadows manages to rhyme "dark" with "lock"

[14:58:57] leese: dark
[14:58:58] leese: lock
[14:59:02] leese: how the fuck did he get that? xD
[15:00:21] zombie hot: he listened to dio.
[15:00:27] zombie hot: RAINBOW IN THE DAAAAAAAAHK
[15:00:31] leese: XD
[15:00:31] zombie hot: LAAAAAAAHK
[15:00:46] zombie hot: i'm f'n telling you, girl
[15:00:51] zombie hot: i bet if you asked him...
[15:01:03] leese: IF HE DOESNT FUCKING CANCEL THE SHOWS I WILL XD

[Mark Chapman]

Moar A7X. This isn't hilarious... but it at least made me laugh while I've been completely miserable and terrified.


Leese says (16:31):
*I wonder what poor Matty is doing right now And how he's feeling
Franz says (16:31):
*Getting his ass kicked by his band, I hope.
Leese says (16:32):
*Yes
*He must be such a pussy
*the amount of shows they've canceled because of him
*the slightest bit of a cold and OHMAHGAWD I CAN'T SING! CANCEL! CANCEL! I'M FUCKING DYING.
*-_- or something
Franz says (16:33):
*Just M sat in the middle of the floor bawling with the rest of the band going -.- at him.
Leese says(16:34):
*He needs to take lessons from Rich and the rest of Fozzy. They toured in FEBRUARY 2005. All over Europe, in a shitty van. They ALL got sick. Rich got pneumonia, spent a night in hospital. Didn't cancel any shows.
Franz says (16:35):
*Asshole man.
Leese says (16:36):
*It's going to fucking kill me if they cancel because of HIM. Any other band member and I wouldn't be AS bad, but... y'know, Matt is my fucking hero -_-
Franz says (16:37):
*._. -.- He'd better be fucking better by tomorrow.
Leese says (16:38):
*Really.
*He needs to not be a twat and realize that they can't afford to fuck over the UK again
*If you can't sing, fucking mime xD I don't care. Just be there.
Franz says (16:39):
*Ugh. >.<
*XD
Leese says (16:40)
*Switch with Johnny. Let him sing. Matt can play bass.
*Nobody pays attention to the bass... unless you're Brazilian and the bass is louder than everything else on the fucking stage
*but we're not Brazilian
*so it will be fine
*Matt can just play whatever the fuck he wants on bass xD
Franz says (16:41):
*^_______^ Matt looks SEXY with a bass.
Sam says (16:40):
*HE CAN PLAY TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
*AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE
Leese says (16:41):
*See
*I've found the solution
*Johnny probably knows the lyrics better than Shads anyways
Franz says (16:42):
*With Jimmy in the back going *head through wall shriek* over and over
Leese says (16:47):
*Lawl. "You can't spell 'bass' without 'ass'" And, Matthew, you're being an ass. So you're on bass.
*Meanwhile, Jimmy's up there going "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" and "I'm yelling at you from the sky, isn't that awesome?!"
Franz says (16:48):
**FUCKING LMFAO XD*
Sam says (16:48):
*OMG :'3
Franz says (16:48):
*He's gonna send a swarm of stallion ducks to kill Shadz.
Leese says (16:50):
*Oh, that's not needed. Matt's already dying, don'tcha know? Man flu is serious shit.
Franz says (16:50):
*Listen yeah. Man flu is bad. But Stallion Bird flu?
Leese says (16:51):
*He's just a pussy.
*Matt: *coughs* OHMYGOD. EUROPE IN THE FALL. *coughs again* I'M DYING. IT'S TOO COLD. AH NEED MAH CALIFORNIAN SUN
*y'know... if there's something seriously wrong with him now, we're gonna feel fucking horrible xD
Franz says (16:52):
*I KNOW XD
Sam says (16:52):
*was just thinking that
Franz says (16:53):
*I sense guilty fucking giggles.
Leese says (16:54):
*They announce that M. Shadows has severe hypothermia
*giggle* Oops. Sorry, Matt. *giggle* You still shouldn't have canceled.

[Blitzkrieger]

zombie bitch. says:
Yeah.  Her name is Charity.
Hopefully she can get me a job at Freds
lol
Grant says:
Fred's?
zombie bitch. says:
Like Walgreens
Just bigger
Grant says:
Ahhhh
zombie bitch. says:
A southern chain
Grant says:
WE SELL SODA POP AND WOMERNZ UNDIEWEAR!
zombie bitch. says:
lmao.  <3
Grant says:
COME ON DOWN TO FREDS, WHERE WE PUT THE Rx IN REDNEX
zombie bitch. says:
OMG
XD
Stop stop stop
I'm gonna pee my pants
Oh gotta love that
I start laughing like hell, explain why...and he goes "Are your friends making fun of me again?" all pissed off
....gotta love a narcissist.
Grant says:
Nah. That's too easy.
zombie bitch. says:
Yes, we're making fun of the south.  Yes, that includes you you fucking southern moron.
lmao
Grant says:
FREDS, where you're family... now take off yer Levi's
zombie bitch. says:
XD  <3
Grant says:
"Yeeeah. Dance like your Uncle Husband wants, Peggy. I think it's reeeeal sexy how yer black thong is the same color as yer tooth."

Two words come to mind:  Jesus.  Christ.

[Mark Chapman]

jack says (20:31):
*YOU MIGHT MAKE SHADSY CRY :3
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:31):
*I KNOW O_O
jack says (20:32):
*i'll be there to hug you
jack says (20:32):
*all the awy through so far away
jack says (20:32):
*and if he cries
jack says (20:32):
*and you get heartbroken
jack says (20:32):
*like you obviously will
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:32):
*yep
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:32):
*pics of him crying make me cry
jack says (20:33):
*dude
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:33):
http://i53.tinypic.com/2hriw3p.jpg
jack says (20:33):
*if i kicked him 
jack says (20:33):
*or like
jack says (20:33):
*stood on his toe
jack says (20:33):
*and he said ow
jack says (20:33):
*you'd cry for like a week
jack says (20:33):
*ause you\'d be like
jack says (20:33):
*D:
jack says (20:33):
*MA BEAUTIFUL SHADS FELT PAIN ):
jack says (20:33):
*i might try that
jack says (20:33):
*and he'll realise how much you love him
jack says (20:33):
*and val will just tell him to man the fuck up
jack says (20:33):
*and he'll be like
jack says (20:33):
*FUCK YOU
jack says (20:33):
*SHE CARES
jack says (20:34):
*AND SHE CAN ACT BETTER THAN YOU

[DreamGoddessLindsey]

A little D&D conversation that went weird on me:



i honestly don't know how to rule on this
the text is beyond vague
there's no detailed explanation anywhere
Ethan says (4:43 AM)
again how i see it is if a magical effect that lowers stats makes me lose it then a magical effect that raises would make it where i get it
its the same thing
Ethan says (4:44 AM)
both are done by magic then if i lose the feat while i dont have the stats
that means my character no longer have the skill to do it
Ethan says (4:45 AM)
meaning if i gain some then ill be able to
Lindsey Lewis says (4:45 AM)
but take this a step further.... what if you used the bonus to get a prestige class? do you suddenly lose all your prestige class levels if you don't have the stats for it anymore? like if you get older, and you start getting those physical penalties, and they put you under what you need, or a spell that does so
this is os fucking confusing
Ethan says (4:46 AM)
i would say the class gets frozen like the monk does
if its not lawful
Lindsey Lewis says (4:47 AM)
i ate six brownies tonight
i'm gonna be so fat tomorrow
Ethan says (4:47 AM)
you cant change subject on me
Lindsey Lewis says (4:49 AM)
would be awkward when having sex, having to leave the belt on all the time
"sorry i can't or i'll lose half my feats"
Ethan says (4:50 AM)
idc
i want my feats
Lindsey Lewis says (4:51 AM)
lol
Ethan says (4:51 AM)
but i doubt dnd is so anal where they wouldnt let someone take it off for less then a hour
or that if its off for less then a hour only needing some time to work and not the full 24 hours
Lindsey Lewis says (4:53 AM)
hahahah
Ethan says (4:55 AM)
really if my character must not shower or do anything that means taking a belt off to get my feats then
ill be one smelly fucking dark knight
Lindsey Lewis says (4:55 AM)
HAHHAHAA XD
Ethan says (4:55 AM)
not even joking
"whats the smell...?"
"me guys i cant shower will lose my feats sorry"
Lindsey Lewis says (4:56 AM)
hmmmm to be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question
Ethan says (4:57 AM)
well its not like it will ruin the game
Lindsey Lewis says (4:57 AM)
not like it'd even matter unless you roleplay yourself to an extreme and never shower as long as your character doesn't 
Ethan says (4:58 AM)
well no person would right out say they didnt shower over a belt
so unless someone said something...
Lindsey Lewis says (4:58 AM)
:p
Ethan says (4:58 AM)
but then ill blame it on the monk
Lindsey Lewis says (4:58 AM)
this conversation is entertaining on so many levels
Ethan says (4:59 AM)
im a greedy person is all

[Jackson]

Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.

I am still lol'ing at my typo there.

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.

I am still lol'ing at my typo there.

I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard when I read that.

[Kris]

Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.

I am still lol'ing at my typo there.

I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard when I read that.

And the fun part? We've come up with a recipe for pregnant waffles.

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.

I am still lol'ing at my typo there.

I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard when I read that.

And the fun part? We've come up with a recipe for pregnant waffles.

And I'm totally going to order it at Waffle House.

[Blitzkrieger]

Oh good Christ .__.

[Archer]

vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
I know gtfo means "get the fuck out" but what's "tits"?   
[archer] says:
um....breasts
boobs
vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
Oh
 
[archer] says:
tatas
titties
vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
I thought it was an anogram.
Or, in this case...
*Stifling laughter*  mammogram 
[archer] says:
oy
vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
What?   
[archer] says:
im putting this in the hilarious convos XD

[Jackson]

Jax: Jax was born a man
vk_911666@hotmail.com: So at two, he was 6'3", 244 pounds of man?
Jax: No
Jax: Just had a 10 inch cock already
Jax:
vk_911666@hotmail.com: I would feel truly...TRULY sorry for Jackson's mother bearing that lol
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: "Jax is here, bitches!"  Looks over at his mother.  "Mom?  Fuck."
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Jackson's so badass, he was born with his tattoos
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Mama Jackson:  What's wrong with my baby, Doctor?  What are these markings?

Doctor:  They appear to be tattoos, Mrs. Jackson.
Jax: I'm so putting this in hilarious convos when I get home.