HILARIOUS CONVOS!

[Blitzkrieger]

I found it hilarious that he kept calling you sir, and not once did you correct him lol

[Jackson]

Nope. Never do. It was clear that he didn't know who the hell I was, so what's the point? It's more fun to be a dick to tards like that.

Also, I am a guy, IC, about 95% of the time.

[Jackson]

Patrick: Getting excited for the move?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Nooooo
Jax/Kitty/LG: I am already exhausted
Jax/Kitty/LG: And I have to be up at 6am tomorrow
Patrick: That sucks. I hate waking up anytime before about 11.
Jax/Kitty/LG: I get up at 9am for work every day
Patrick: You are apparently some sort of robot woman.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Perhaps
Patrick: It's cool, robots are good with me.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Thankfully I don't have lasers in my boobs so it's all good.
Patrick: Uh, why would that ever be a good thing?
Patrick: All the psychological damage you could do with laser boobs.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Oh I know, right? But it is a tad intimidating
Patrick: True. True. But then if you were ever in the awkward position of having to fake an orgasm all you'd have to do is fake an inadvertent laser malfunction.
Patrick: What guy would be like, "I call bullshit on that. You faked that giant beam of light that destroyed me decorative Chinese chandelier!"
Jax/Kitty/LG: Why do u think I had them removed? Too expensive in damages
Patrick: Touché.

[Blitzkrieger]

Patrick: Getting excited for the move?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Nooooo
Jax/Kitty/LG: I am already exhausted
Jax/Kitty/LG: And I have to be up at 6am tomorrow
Patrick: That sucks. I hate waking up anytime before about 11.
Jax/Kitty/LG: I get up at 9am for work every day
Patrick: You are apparently some sort of robot woman.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Perhaps
Patrick: It's cool, robots are good with me.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Thankfully I don't have lasers in my boobs so it's all good.
Patrick: Uh, why would that ever be a good thing?
Patrick: All the psychological damage you could do with laser boobs.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Oh I know, right? But it is a tad intimidating
Patrick: True. True. But then if you were ever in the awkward position of having to fake an orgasm all you'd have to do is fake an inadvertent laser malfunction.
Patrick: What guy would be like, "I call bullshit on that. You faked that giant beam of light that destroyed me decorative Chinese chandelier!"
Jax/Kitty/LG: Why do u think I had them removed? Too expensive in damages
Patrick: Touché.

LOL!

Although laser boobs should defs be researched.

[Kris]

This is why it's sometimes best to not ask me to collab on promos at 1:30 in the morning.

Desecration Inc 1:25 am
    I'm helping Jake and Tim write a promo for IGA!
    Tim typed this:
   
    Adrian: Oh he definitely gets points for originality but how does that get you closer to a championship? The answer is, as you kinda pointed out, it doesn't. That really is an odd quirk for a professional wrestler to have though. I mean If I were enough of a dick I'd probably do everything possible

CMB 1:26 am
    Oh, cool. How's it going?

Desecration Inc 1:26 am
    ...but then he stopped, for a moment.
    I thought he was stuck.
    So I helped.
    to make him a dirty, dirty boy indeed. OH YES I WOULD! WITH PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!
       
    Kaji: DON'T FORGET THE JELLY!
       
    Adrian: OKAAAAAAY~! *z-snap formation*
       
    Brandon: OOOOOH GUUUUUUURL~~~!
    But they made me take it out.
    <.<

Desecration Inc 1:27 am
    But I was helping!

CMB 1:28 am
    A for effort!

Desecration Inc 1:28 am
    And for AWESOME.

[Jackson]

Josh is HILARIOUS!

The Great says (10:29 PM):
LEES!
PIMPIN'!
Jax says (10:30 PM):
heya buddy!
The Great says (10:30 PM):
Avengers tomorrow.
Waddya say, you down or WHAT?!
Jax says (10:30 PM):
seeing it on wednesday
The Great says (10:30 PM):
BULLSHIT.
Get in the car and ride your ass down here.
SEE IT TOMORROW.
Jax says (10:30 PM):
i gots to work, dude
The Great says (10:30 PM):
shiiiiiiiit.
i'll call in for you.
Don't worry.
The Great says (10:31 PM):
I have a doctor-y voice.
It's totally legit.
=)
=D!
Jax says (10:34 PM):

The Great says (10:34 PM):
rofl
I GOT YOU BUDDY. 
The Great says (10:35 PM):
"This is Doctor...Pepper.  I'm treating Lisa for [something I'll look up for later].  She's being held for observation in a controlled environment so we can confirm incubation periods and just how contagious this virus is.  She should be alright in, say, 72 hours." 
Gotcha.
It's cool.
Jax says (10:35 PM):
oh yeah
very convincing
The Great says (10:36 PM):
OH YEAH.
I know it looks bad in an IM box.
But.
TRUST ME.
I've got that Morgan Freeman voice. 
Nobody questions it.
Jax says (10:38 PM):
Morgan Freeman... dude could narrate anything and make it awesome
The Great says (10:39 PM):
hell yeah!
You're right.
I got that kinda voice.
Nobody questions it.  =)  IT's scary.
The Great says (10:40 PM):
I could say 'titty sprinkles' and nobody would even say anything.
Jax says (10:41 PM):
lmao... dude, i so wanna hear that now
The Great says (10:42 PM):
LMFAO.
The Great says (10:43 PM):
I'll see what I can do when I get home.
ask mina, she'll tell you.
Jax says (10:45 PM):
i think we talked on voice chat way back in the day
like... 10 years ago or something
The Great says (10:48 PM):
yeah we might have.
like thirty years ago.
It's been a minute.
back in the dial up days.
rofl
it's gotten MOAR AWESOME.
oh yeah.
The Great says (10:49 PM):
like a fine wine, baybeh, I just get BETTER WITH AAAAAAGE.


~~~~~~~~~~~~


The Great says (12:19 AM):
The only reason the Sahara is still a desert is because I haven't started talking to it yet.  When I do, it'll get wet, too. 
Jax says (12:22 AM):
omfg.... i so need to steal that
The Great says (12:23 AM):
LOL.
GOOD YOU'RE ALIVE.
I was worried I made you laugh yourself into a stroke or sometihng.
The Great says (12:24 AM):
actually Lees I think that may be the single greatest thing I've ever said.
TRUE STORY BRO.
Jax says (12:30 AM):
it's up there