HILARIOUS CONVOS!

[Mark Chapman]

jack says (23:17):
*i still stand by the fact that i fucked m shadows
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:21):
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgkwb1nEvN1qdqaito1_500.jpg
        Baby I Was Born This Way           //      Vengeance        says (23:21):
*PISJFPOS
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:21):
*I'm like...looking at the hole in his lip like
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:21):
*PUT THAT RING BACK IN THURR
jack says (23:21):
*he does looka bit of a twat with the hole jsut like
*there
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:22):
*I like Matt's hole.
*Holes, even.
*Two of my holes are almost as big as his.
jack says (23:22):
*..........
jack says (23:22):
*............
jack says (23:22):
**sniggers uncontrollably*
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:22):
*xD

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

Ogi the Great 1:24 pm
    *cackle*
    dirty thoughts.
    but, joking aside
    that's part of accepting you for being you.
    people who ignore "inconveniant" parts of their partner, well....
    not a good ida.

jadakaine 1:25 pm
    yup

Ogi the Great 1:28 pm
    idea. but you know what i meant.

jadakaine 1:28 pm
    i know

Ogi the Great 1:28 pm
    i had to fix it.
    I cannot suffer improper spelling.

jadakaine 1:29 pm
    lol
    you spelled inconvenient wrong too.
    :-P

Ogi the Great 1:29 pm
    ......

jadakaine 1:29 pm
    LOL

Ogi the Great 1:29 pm
    brb, committing seppuku.

[V]

you have to read the linked article to get this.   

[22:00:01] emmiejaynies: I has itunes money for my birthday. what should I get?
[22:00:21] no leaf clover:  http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=zaG2H4SN o.o wow
[22:00:28] no leaf clover:  uh... lol i dunno for once?
[22:00:37] no leaf clover:  i just stumble on shit
[22:00:44] no leaf clover:  i haven't stumbled on any real good novel shit
[22:00:51] emmiejaynies: Oh my GOD
[22:00:56] no leaf clover:  my swipes have been top forty singles that are shit just stuck in my head
[22:00:58] no leaf clover:  ... er...
[22:01:01] no leaf clover:  bad pun given that article
[22:01:14] emmiejaynies: or good pun...

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

Extremely good pun.  XD

[Mark Chapman]

|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:26):
*maybe he wanted to just pee on her boobies

[archer] says (16:26):
*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[archer] says (16:27):
*i dont think id like anyone enough to have my boobies peed on

|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer ||says (16:27):
*BUT THERE WAS MOONLIGHT

|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:27):
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOONLIGHT

[archer] says (16:27):
*ah the way the moon beams hit the urine

[archer] says (16:27):
*it was magical

|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:27):
*EXACTLY

|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:27):
*fucking romantic

[archer] says (16:27):
*XD

|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer ||says (16:27):
*side of a bus
*on the dirty ground
*taking off your hand-embroidered corset
*AND THE MOONLIGHT
*That's sexy shit, yo.

[archer] says (16:28):
*oh yeah totally

[archer] says (16:28):
*xD

|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:31):
*this is getting posted on tumblr xD

[archer] says (16:31):
*pahahaha

[Kris]

Timmeh says (12:13 AM):
*SO. MUCH. STUPITY
Timmeh says (12:14 AM):
*..Eh, Stupity works too
         Kristinthalys                 says (12:14 AM):
*...stupity?
*LMAO
*NEW WORD!
Timmeh says (12:14 AM):
**Stupidity
*LOL YES
*I blame that on that guy
Timmeh says (12:15 AM):
*His promo broke my brain
         Kristinthalys                 says (12:15 AM):
*LOL

[V]

note: the person spoken to below is Grant, and the band alluded to is supposed to be Dimmu Borgir.

[19:22:30] no leaf clover:  also DAMN YOU LADY GAGA.
[19:22:46] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Do I want to know why? lol
[19:22:56] no leaf clover:  new singles.  in haid.  grr.
[19:23:04] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Haha
[19:23:30] no leaf clover:  and besides that, i'm thinking 21 again now that the net's on.  gen needs a theme.
[19:24:01] no leaf clover:  Beautiful Dirty Rich.
[19:25:38] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: I can see that working.
[19:25:53] no leaf clover:  i can't exactly give her 'tallica.  XD
[19:26:42] no leaf clover:  YEAH SHE NEEDS TO ENTER TO DEMON BUGGER
[19:26:52] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: DUMMY BURGER
[19:29:13] no leaf clover:  nope, it'll always be DEMON BUGGER to me since Ron from Opiate for the Masses (guy i was using for Zane) dubbed it so.  he was a dirty peasant extra in one of their videos.  and how is it i still remember the crazy babbling stories this man told the one time i met him?
[19:29:45] no leaf clover:  i want a pet Ron clone to keep around the house.  life would never be fucking boring.  though he'd need not just a mute  button but a pause  button.
[19:30:11] no leaf clover:  we didn't even know this guy was in a band until he went "AAAH HANG ON A SEC I'LL BE RIIIIIGHT BACK ORDER ME A WHISKEY SOUR" and then climbed up on the stage.
[19:30:31] no leaf clover:  i think in dictation of his stories there'd be absolutely no punctuation allowed because everything was one long commaless sentence.
[19:31:07] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: LOL
[19:37:40] no leaf clover:  he was like the living embodiment of coffee.
[19:37:56] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Hahaha that's a scary thought.
[19:38:33] no leaf clover:  i'm now trying to imagine raising this guy as a child.  his mom must be in a psychiatric hospital.
[19:40:02] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: He probably got it from his mom. lol
[19:40:53] no leaf clover:  OH GOD. NOW I'M IMAGINING A FEMALE VERSION.
[19:41:01] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: LOL
[19:41:04] no leaf clover:  in the 80s, no less.
[19:42:27] no leaf clover:  considering he had a mustache tattooed on the side of his finger so he could insta-mustache himself... and POOP on the inside of his lip...
[19:42:40] no leaf clover:  MAYBE HIS MOM IS LADY GAGA'S MOM.
[19:43:09] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Hahaha!

[Archer]

[Mark Chapman]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[Blitzkrieger]

UBER LOL~!

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

jadakaine 7:44 pm
   http://static.tumblr.com/rjv0dxe/gvXlhxwz7/olivia_flipped.gif  XD

bullitproofskin 7:45 pm
    wheee hooo
    lawlz
    the benefits of fucking a high flyer, ya'll.

jadakaine 7:47 pm
    lmfao!

[Blitzkrieger]

jadakaine 7:44 pm
   http://static.tumblr.com/rjv0dxe/gvXlhxwz7/olivia_flipped.gif  XD

bullitproofskin 7:45 pm
    wheee hooo
    lawlz
    the benefits of fucking a high flyer, ya'll.

jadakaine 7:47 pm
    lmfao!

Special submission move, mayhaps?

[V]

[21:35:49] no leaf clover: jelly bellys make me happy
[21:36:33] Graphical fuckin' Messiah:
[21:36:57] no leaf clover:  NEVER EAT THE POPCORN ONES THOUGH.  i think they were supposed to be.  my first guess was "old milk".
[21:37:42] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: OH GOD THEY'RE TERRIBLE. You can't grab a handful of those because if a popcorn one makes it in, it ruins EVERYTHING.
[21:37:51] no leaf clover:  the smell goes up your nose
[21:38:06] no leaf clover:  i had to stop eating and have a pepsi to take it away
[21:38:52] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: I can't have 'em because I like grabbing a pinch of jelly beans and eat them. The popcorn ones make me sad.
[21:39:06] no leaf clover:  yeah, i can see that
[21:39:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Strawberry, root beer and OH BOY! POPCORN! I'm going to go lick the floor now!
[21:39:49] no leaf clover:  LOL
[21:40:59] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's like a cruel joke. "Let's see if they're stupid enough to eat this salty, sour milk tasting jelly bean. We put some sugar in it. It'll be okay."
[21:41:27] no leaf clover:  soursaltymilksugar.  EXACTLY.
[21:41:58] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's just a TERRIBLE combo.
[21:43:54] no leaf clover:  they're like yogurt-vomit.
[21:45:56] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Makes me wonder if they've tried making other shit flavors. "Oh this raw sewage one is great! But it's no match for the urine soaked moss one! MmmmMMM!"
[21:46:26] no leaf clover:  i was afraid of watermelon until i bit in.  the color from the outside is terrifying
[21:47:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Just wait until the baked potato flavor comes out. That will be a hit.
[21:48:02] no leaf clover:  GARWHARL
[21:49:16] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Berry Baked Potato with sour cream and chives.
[21:49:33] no leaf clover:  still wouldn't be worse than popcorn.

[Kris]

You Are The Quarry says (4:49 PM):
*hahaha
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*you just efed broke up with me
         Kristinthalys                 says (4:50 PM):
*IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*it is
         Kristinthalys                 says (4:50 PM):
*AND HOW YOU DON'T CODE THINGS
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*and ur gay love of prose
         Kristinthalys                 says (4:50 PM):
*Hey, it's a sexy love.
*Since my prose is female, and I am female.
*Lesbian action FTW
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*lol

[Thingybloke]

[21:35:49] no leaf clover: jelly bellys make me happy
[21:36:33] Graphical fuckin' Messiah:
[21:36:57] no leaf clover:  NEVER EAT THE POPCORN ONES THOUGH.  i think they were supposed to be.  my first guess was "old milk".
[21:37:42] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: OH GOD THEY'RE TERRIBLE. You can't grab a handful of those because if a popcorn one makes it in, it ruins EVERYTHING.
[21:37:51] no leaf clover:  the smell goes up your nose
[21:38:06] no leaf clover:  i had to stop eating and have a pepsi to take it away
[21:38:52] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: I can't have 'em because I like grabbing a pinch of jelly beans and eat them. The popcorn ones make me sad.
[21:39:06] no leaf clover:  yeah, i can see that
[21:39:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Strawberry, root beer and OH BOY! POPCORN! I'm going to go lick the floor now!
[21:39:49] no leaf clover:  LOL
[21:40:59] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's like a cruel joke. "Let's see if they're stupid enough to eat this salty, sour milk tasting jelly bean. We put some sugar in it. It'll be okay."
[21:41:27] no leaf clover:  soursaltymilksugar.  EXACTLY.
[21:41:58] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's just a TERRIBLE combo.
[21:43:54] no leaf clover:  they're like yogurt-vomit.
[21:45:56] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Makes me wonder if they've tried making other shit flavors. "Oh this raw sewage one is great! But it's no match for the urine soaked moss one! MmmmMMM!"
[21:46:26] no leaf clover:  i was afraid of watermelon until i bit in.  the color from the outside is terrifying
[21:47:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Just wait until the baked potato flavor comes out. That will be a hit.
[21:48:02] no leaf clover:  GARWHARL
[21:49:16] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Berry Baked Potato with sour cream and chives.
[21:49:33] no leaf clover:  still wouldn't be worse than popcorn.

i'm craving jelly bellys again
[03:27] no leaf clover: this is bad
[03:27] no leaf clover: sleep should probably happen soon
[03:27] styg - what the sensemake?!: they're nice
[03:27] styg - what the sensemake?!: except the liquorice ones
[03:27] no leaf clover: i dig licorice
[03:27] styg - what the sensemake?!: and on that note, I leave you
[03:27] no leaf clover: but i like absinthe
[03:27] no leaf clover: and it reminds me of tummy soothings
[03:27] no leaf clover:  i'll be going through and picking out EVERY LAST ONE of those popcorn motherfuckers though
[03:28] no leaf clover: before i eat any
[03:28] styg - what the sensemake?!: now those, I quite like LOL
[03:28] no leaf clover: EWWWW
[03:28] styg - what the sensemake?!: weirdly, since I'm pretty neutral on actual popcorn
[03:28] no leaf clover: they're not anything like popcorn
[03:28] no leaf clover: they're like yogurtvomit
[03:28] no leaf clover:  they're like saltysourmilk now with sugar added
[03:28] styg - what the sensemake?!: vogurt?
[03:28] no leaf clover:  vogurt.