HILARIOUS CONVOS!

[Mark Chapman]

Reaper says (05:00):
*You know what
*Reaper should stop Mark from offing himself

Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:00):
*lol there are already about 6 people trying

Reaper says (05:01):
*hold him hostage

Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:01):
*You can't hold him hostage ^^ He's on tour with his band until middle of June

Reaper says (05:01):
*tie his ass to a chair and put the mic up to his lips when he's supposed to sing then

Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:02):
*That would be a fun gig ^^ If I went to see A7X and Shads was tied to a chair so I couldn't see his boner, I'd demand my money back

Reaper says (05:02):
*tmi Leese...tmi

Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:02):
*

Reaper says (05:03):
*Though I would see Lady Gaga for the same reason you would see A7X
*well for her goodies

Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:03):
*for it's boner?

Reaper says (05:03):
*ever here of the phrase "the same difference"

Reaper says (05:04):
*same reason but different cause as a guy im looking for tits and vaginas

Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:04):
*It's a fucking dude

Reaper says (05:04):
*BS'
*i still dont believe that

Reaper says (05:05):
*the shit "it" wears is WAY too fucking tight to be hiding a cock

Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:05):
*Maybe it's just not very well endowed?

[Mark Chapman]

±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:55):
*ughh.
*stop smoking.
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:56):
*it'll increase your SEXOMETER

Leese says (20:56):
*Pfft. It's already too high.
*Needs lowering

±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:56):
*nuttt
*i wont ogo near a smoker fact

Leese says (20:56):
*LIES! I have photo evidence of you kissing me. lawl.

±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:56):
*on the side of the head Thats IT

Leese says (20:57):
*Kissing the side of the head is very sexual, I'll have you know.

±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:57):
*neinn.
*i'd kiss the side of you boob
*if you stop smokin
*haa

Leese says (20:57):
*You can't afford my boobs
*1. You're not M. Shadows 2. You're not SJK 3. You're Scottish
*I WIN

±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:59):
*m.shadows is a pish name
*SJK = cockeyed half yank
*half jew.
*Scotland = the reason you're able to communicate via the internet

±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (21:00):
*the reason your able to see at night with the use of ELECTRICITY
*motherfucker
*

Leese says (21:00):
*... I go shop nao

[Thingybloke]

[03:09] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: "Let's face it, there's basically only one notable football-related Geordie around these days - and as soon as her divorce from Ashley goes through, then that's it." - wonder how many people on the fed will actually get that reference XD

[03:09] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: CHERYL (L)

[03:10] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: well yeah I figured you would :p

[03:10] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: Dave & Tracy hopefully will since they watch British TV XD

[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: Brandy, maybe, because I shoved Cheryl down her throat

[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: not literally

[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: I'd be jealous

[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: though...that would be scary

[03:10] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: LOL, literally

[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: she has a cock?

[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: or really long labia

[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: ....

[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: Chy

[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: na

[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: *shudders*

[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: so you've seen One Night in Chyna?

[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: unfortunately

[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: that may be the worst hour of my life

[Mark Chapman]

PART 2 - Yes, things like this are funny at gone 3am to drunken people

If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives? XD says (03:14):
*Well... I WOULD give Cheryl a cock, if I had one
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:14):
*LOL
If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives? XD says (03:14):
*she can have mark's
*she HAS had mark's
*sorta
*KAyla's cousin uses her pic base ^^
*and Mark bent her over the kitchen table
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:15):
*LOL
*Didn't Jonathan Collins' manager use her too?
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:15):
*yes lol
*wasn't she called Angel? XD
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:15):
*woo memory
*think so
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:15):
*spooky
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:16):
*o.O I need sleep
*I just realised the time was 3:16
*and marked out a little
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:16):
*LOL
*Austin 3:26 says it's time to go to sleep
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:17):
*...
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:17):
*lmao
*fail
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:17):
*also the right number

[Thingybloke]

DAMN YOU, WRIGHT! IN MY CONVO IT CAME IN THE RIGHT ORDER.

[03:16] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: I need sleep
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: I just realised the time was 3:16
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: and marked out a little
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: LOL
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: Austin 3:26 says it's time to go to sleep
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: ...
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: also the right number
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: lmao
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: fail

[Kai]

My friend, Sanj and I, were sitting around the side entrance before the Fozzy gig in Glasgow yesterday, waiting for the bassist, Sean. One of the dudes who worked there came out...

Guy: "Who you waiting for?"
Me: "Sean."
Guy: "John?"
Me & Sanj: "SEAN."
Guy: "What band is he in?"
Me: "Fozzy."
Guy: "Poddy?"
Me & Sanj: "FOZZY!"
Guy: "Ok. Are you just fans or does he know you?"
Me: "He knows us."
Guy: "Ok. What band again?"
Me: "Fozzy."

so he disappears and comes back about 10 mins later

Guy: "What band did you say? Poddy or Fozzy?"
Me: "Fozzy!"
Guy: "I couldn't find a Dave."
Me: "...that's because I said Sean."

Seriously. We couldn't stop laughing all day/night/this morning.

[Blitzkrieger]

My friend, Sanj and I, were sitting around the side entrance before the Fozzy gig in Glasgow yesterday, waiting for the bassist, Sean. One of the dudes who worked there came out...

Guy: "Who you waiting for?"
Me: "Sean."
Guy: "John?"
Me & Sanj: "SEAN."
Guy: "What band is he in?"
Me: "Fozzy."
Guy: "Poddy?"
Me & Sanj: "FOZZY!"
Guy: "Ok. Are you just fans or does he know you?"
Me: "He knows us."
Guy: "Ok. What band again?"
Me: "Fozzy."

so he disappears and comes back about 10 mins later

Guy: "What band did you say? Poddy or Fozzy?"
Me: "Fozzy!"
Guy: "I couldn't find a Dave."
Me: "...that's because I said Sean."

Seriously. We couldn't stop laughing all day/night/this morning.

Epic fail

[Kai]

I don't know which was the biggest fail... that guy (who we named Simon, because he apparently likes random names) or the guy who knocked on the tourbus at 2:30 am asking if he could meet the band... not realizing he was asking the guitarist, who told him none of the band members were on the bus and they'd gone for something to eat, directing him to a restaurant we'd passed earlier.

[V]

frozenatlantic: HEY you worked with Christie Ricci once
frozenatlantic: how come she never shows up at larger promotions
frozenatlantic: besides wrestlelicious
kore:  iiii don't know?
frozenatlantic: i love girls but i give boys kisses
frozenatlantic: orlando jordan is
kore:  like she kinda used to... and she's got big enough tatas for bigger places
frozenatlantic: ...sorry
kore:  HAH!
kore:  i just found out i actually am older than christie by a couple days.  i thought she was older than me by a /bit/.
frozenatlantic: tick tock, you've got like 4 years to fulfill your lifelong dream of jobbing to kelly kelly in 2 minutes on superstars
kore:  ROFL.
frozenatlantic: maybe they'll give you an interview afterwards
frozenatlantic: "man she started doing that carthwheel... and i got dizzy!"
kore:  *facepalm* *cackle* this is the stupidest hobby
frozenatlantic: "calisthenics isn't to fuck with, guys "
frozenatlantic: hahaha
kore:  eeeh, nobody ever guesses me for my age.  i got a little bit.
kore:  to 'make it' so i can job to 18-year-old former hawiian tropic models
frozenatlantic: erhg
frozenatlantic: :]
kore:  and you know...  tna also likes the older WOMEN too...
kore:  daffney may look young but if you were a wcwer you're not a pup anymore
frozenatlantic: dude you could make it to TNA
frozenatlantic: my browser died, but : go to the 3D academy
frozenatlantic: and dont call buhbuh fat
frozenatlantic: and you're in
frozenatlantic: also, you'll need a twitter campaign
frozenatlantic: we'l find that FAW logo
frozenatlantic: and spam it to dixies twitter
frozenatlantic: booya
kore:  heck yeah man.  then i can work with my HERO lacey von erich.  :|
frozenatlantic: god TNA sucks
frozenatlantic: she's texas what else do you want
kore:  if i don't like lacey von erich... no one ever could.
frozenatlantic: her last name is von erich
frozenatlantic: she looks like that
frozenatlantic: and WWE cut her
frozenatlantic: horribleness confrmed :\
kore:  she's hot.  unfortunately it's like... generic blow-up-doll straight-in-from-the-spearmint-rhino hot.
kore:  which is exactly wwe's brand of hot.
frozenatlantic: thats what WWE YES
frozenatlantic: hahaha
kore:  LOL

[Mark Chapman]

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (14:58):
*SLAP ME
*BITE ME
*STAB ME
*I'M BAAAAAAAD

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (14:58):
*NUH
*DON'T
*-___-

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (14:58):
*I didn't want to listen >.<

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:02):
*>-<

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:03):
*I feel terrible! But, maybe I deserve something good after losing everything...
*that's what I tried telling myself
*I STILL FEEL ROTTEN

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:03):
*XD It's Jimmy. He's behind you, tutting.
*XD

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:03):
*I don't think it's too bad as long as I buy it 5 times tomorrow XD
*just looked at Jimmy on my wall. He's staring at me like *scowl*
*AT LEAST I WILL BUY IT
*90% of those who say they will, wont ^^

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:05):
*True.
*But...lookit the face.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:05):
*I know I'm so bad.
*BUT
*I still love him XD
*even if he's looking at me with distain right now

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:06):
*XD

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:06):
*and Shads right above my monitor
*arms folded
*not at all happy

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:06):
*Are you ready to be made to feel REAL bad?

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:06):
*NOOO
*but go on
*i deserve it XD

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:06):
*He's sat on a cloud crying at you.
*ANd Syn can't fly.
*So nuh cheer up cuddles.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:07):
*Syn can hug Shads because he's upset with me right now XD
*Jimmy can take out his frustrations by beating up God
*bad things are gonna happen to me tonight, aren't they? ^^
*jimmy's gonna punish me
*But I think he should punish the people who will have ripped it from youtube *nods*
*I only listened XD I didn't steal
*I stil feel like I deserve to die though XD

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:09):
*He's still gonna punish you XD

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:13):
*have you listened to it? If not, go and listen so you can feel like I do xd

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:13):
*Nuh, I haven't. XD Seriously, the urge was there for all of 3 seconds, then I was like, *looks at The Rev* >-< NUH!

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:14):
*See, I should put my Rev poster behind my computer screen
*so I could have seen it and gone "NO. NOT LISTENING."
*instead I was like... No...no....nonononono*click*nonononono *shame*

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:14):
*LOL. <3 Awww.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:15):
*maybe I can pretend it's alright because songs are normally released on monday's in the UK ^^

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:15):
*Pretend away, love.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:15):
*it doesn't work XD
*it stopped working as soon as I said it
*Damn Shadows' hearty laugh!!! Metal Hammer mentioned that and that tipped me over the edge XD

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:16):
*LMFAO XD
*I KNOW
*I SAW THAT AND WAS LIKE O-O *runs to get cereal*

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:17):
*DAMN MY NEED FOR A MATTGASM

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:17):
*Tut.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:18):
*WHOAH
*xD my computer alarm was set and I didn't know
*so Beast and the Harlot just started playing from out of nowhere

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:18):
*LMFAO.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:18):
*I was like :| AHHHHHHHH

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:18):
*IT'S A SIGN.
*JIMMAY
*IS ANGRY.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:18):
*bahahaha
*he's calling me a harlot
*xD
*how dare he
*anyway... I was saying something before I was so RUDELY interrupted by an epic song

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:19):
*Damn Mattgasms for existing! If they didn't, and if he didn't have such a kdjklsdfjldsghfdlkgjfdklg fkjgkdlfg (whatever that means. no words to describe it.) laugh, then I wouldn't have had to listen to it!

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:19):
*I wanna listen to it for that <33

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:20):
*You know you wanna. So we can feel disgusted and wrong and horrible and awful together XD

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:20):
*NUH
*I SHAN'T GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:20):
*not even if a Mattgasm delivers you from evil?

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:21):
*Not even then. For it will be a false deliverence.

It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:22):
*:-O
*you fake Mattgasms?
*XD

Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:23):
*LOL
*No one can fake Mattgazms.

[Mark Chapman]

Jack - Ok. Maybe Nightmare isn't meh after all xD the random slow bit before the solo is still pointless though. I put pointless cause I can't spell unnesecary properly xD

Me - Yeah it does drag on a bit lol

Jack - And Gates uses the same lick from the Critical Acclaim solo. However it's awesome so I can let him off.

Me - The riff behind the solo is very Critical Acclaim like

Jack - Are you ok? You seem less Leese-ish than usual

Me - I'm fine lol

Jack - Need advice. Avenged Sevenfold or City of Evil?

Me - Waking The Fallen

Jack - Only have a fiver. Waking The Fallen is twelve quid.

Me - Go nick 7 quid from someone then. Worth a jail sentence.

Jack - Then I won't be able to listen?

Me - But you'll own it?

Jack - True.

Me - And I doubt £7 will have you serving that long.

Jack - Community service! I can listen to it on my iPod then while I'm sweeping streets. Right. I'm gonna go find some vulnerable old woman.

Me - Preferably one with shopping bags. About to cross the street.

Jack - Or one carrying boxes about to enter the chemist backwards. Then I can 'accidentally' open the door when she goes to lean on it so she falls. Sound familiar?

Me - That was an accident -_- And she didn't fall. She stumbled. I was trying to help xD


Leese-ish. Totally trademarking that!







Franz says (14:16):
*Do you know what I love?
L. says (14:16):
*Me?
Franz says (14:16):
*Well, yes.
*Apart from that.
L. says (14:17):
*Jimmeh!
Franz says (14:17):
*YES.
*BUT APART FROM THAT
L. says (14:17):
*LOTS OF THINGS XD
Franz says (14:17):
*FFS
*XD!!!
**sulk*
L. says (14:18):
*O.O
*Matt?
*Syn?
*A7X?
*NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAAAAARE XD
Franz says (14:18):
*NUH
**FLAIL*
L. says (14:19):
*FOREVER NEVER
Franz says (14:19):
**flails and shoves headphones in ear* -_-
L. says (14:19):
**failz*
Franz says (14:20):
**huffs*
L. says (14:20):
**hides behind Mark*
Franz says (14:20):
**shoos Mark to the side*
L. says (14:20):
**cuddles*
Franz says (14:21):
**snoogles*
L. says (14:21):
*Forgiven? XD
Franz says (14:21):
*Yuh.
L. says (14:21):
*So what do you love? XD
Franz says (14:21):
*...
Franz says (14:22):
*OH YEAH
*I love the fact...that Ichabod.....does the Vengeance Uni updates and emails.
*
L. says (14:22):
*ICHABOD <3
Franz says (14:22):
*<33
*ICKY! <333
L. says (14:23):
*I want to steal. And Majesty. And Bella. And Pinkly. And Peanut.
Franz says (14:28):
*Yes.
*AND
*AND
*AND
*MR.BUNGLE.
L. says (14:31):
*Yes. But Mr. Bungle is not a dog XD I was naming dogs! If we're stealing him we're stealing Zimmer too!
Franz says (14:31):
*YES!
*Can.....*bites lip*
*Can I keep Zacky as a pet?
*o-o
L. says (14:31):
*....Yes. If I can keep Matthew.
Franz says (14:32):
*Deal.
L. says (14:32):
*woot
Franz says (14:32):
**shimmies*
*OH AND AND
Franz says (14:33):
*I get Syn as well. So I can make him and Zacky perform strip teases.
L. says (14:33):
*Then I get Val. In her undies. On the bed like... yeah.
Franz says (14:33):
*>-o Fuck. Okay.
*I get Leana.
*
L. says (14:33):
*We can haz Matt sandwich?
Franz says (14:34):
*Hmm.
*With Leana as well?
L. says (14:34):
*Sure!
*Orgy.
Franz says (14:34):
*NomNom.
*ANDAND.
Franz says (14:35):
*Matt and Jason Berry. <3
L. says (14:36):
*Love how we've gone from Ichabod to an orgy XD
Franz says (14:36):
*It's just how we roll. :')

[Kris]

So Mark and I were talking about someone that added me randomly... and the following conversation resulted.

Mark - FFW Owner says (12:34 AM):
*He's also good for coming on strongly.
*Very single minded.
         Kristinthalys                 says (12:35 AM):
*So... hide my vagina? Got it.
Mark - FFW Owner says (12:35 AM):
*He's 14 and acts every bit of it.
         Kristinthalys                 says (12:35 AM):
**digs out prosthetic penis*
         Kristinthalys                 says (12:36 AM):
*Heeeey Mark. (^^)
*Wanna touch my weeeiiiner?
**wragglewraggle*
Mark - FFW Owner says (12:38 AM):
*Not especially. I got one of my own that's real if the mood overcomes me.
         Kristinthalys                 says (12:38 AM):
*...*wraggles threateningly in your direction*
Mark - FFW Owner says (12:41 AM):
*Waggle the other part, we'll have something to talk about.
         Kristinthalys                 says (12:41 AM):
*...but that's all internal.
*If I could wiggle THAT at you, I'd have problems.

[V]

for all you indie fans out there.

Grant: Awww. PWG is awesome.
Grant: Their next event is named "Dio"
kore: O.O
kore: that IS awesome
Grant: Excalibur & Super Dragon are filthy Dio marks. lol - They named one event "Holy Diver Down"
Grant: BAHAHA. Oh my god.

"-- After enduring three brutal rounds at DDT4  to win the Pro Wrestling Guerrilla World Tag Team Championship titles, El Generico and Paul London figured whatever came next would seem easy by comparison. Obviously, El Generico and Paul London did not expect A, The Spanish Inquisition"
Grant: PWG with a Python reference
kore: AHAHAH
kore: literally lol
Grant: That tears it. We're firing Tenay & West and Excalibur's moving to the announce table. lol
kore: AWESOME
Grant: Now if I can figure out who to put next to him. lol
Grant: I was thinking Sweeney. lol
kore: but you have to make sweeney go periodically batshit for no reason
Grant: Which is absolutely awesome next to Excalibur who just go

"And Larry Sweeney, fans, has randomly started dry humping the monitor on our table. We'll be sending this one to therapy, kids. OH BEAUTIFUL QUEBRADA BY ANNA!"
kore: YESSSSSS.
Grant: Which will make writing announcing FUN.

[Mark Chapman]

Sweeney <3

[Blitzkrieger]

Leese showed me her obsession of Avenged Sevenfold on Webcam, and this is my response afterwards...

  The webcam session has ended.
 
Jeremy J. says:
Fun
Now I see how much of a nutcase you are XD